Hola mis amigos,

It's been a long time, huh? Now, skipping all the generic BS about my haywire blogging schedule, I am just going to thank whoever has been reading my rant. I'm glad whoever likes to read them. And if you don't like them, well, thanks for being here anyway. 😁

Today has been an absolutely eventful day for me. For starters, I woke up without having my face covered in drool ( yo, that's an accomplishment, for me) and of course today, my SSC results were declared. And I can say, that I have made my parents happy and proud of me. However, I do not wish to disclose my grades. Those who know it, they know it.

Also, my heartiest congratulations to all my SSC mates, whoever bothered to check out my blog. I'm not down for being biased about the toppers and the average students. I'm pretty sure everybody had put up their best. So, good job guys. Kudos.👏

Also, all those fiddlepoops who are devastated even after scoring 90+( yes, these people do exist, in case anyone is wondering.) you are amazing, you are powerful, you are strong. Don't let these marks define you. The board exam is an important thing, but not the most important thing in your life.

Also, if anyone cares, this is probably gonna be my last blog. If anyone has bothered to read this till here, thank you for making me feel validated.

PS :- Promote what you love, don't bash what you hate.

All the best🤘 for the future and may all your dreams come true. Good luck for the those who are going to appear for SSC in future.

Caffeine diaries, signing off.
Breeze. 

Hey fellas!

First of all, to all my she-readers, Happy Women's Day. Let us celebrate our womanhood with lots of love, tantrums, rainbows, idiots and penguins (they are darn cute).

Now, I don't really know what this post is gonna be about. So let us all just go with the flow. So, with the commencement of my SSC exams, I haven't been able to sleep properly at all. If you think I'm taking pressure, then I might laugh my guts out. No, that is not the reason, but some day if you spot me anywhere, you would clearly be able to see that I look like a poor, sleep-deprived, little panda. Having said that, I am completely cool and also quite confident that I won't fall asleep right in the middle of my paper.

As most of y'all would be knowing, I and the other 3lac students have completed three subjects now and quite frankly, I've actually enjoyed myself. This could be a shocker for many, even myself especially I'm one of those people who don't really fancy the idea of being tested for our 'mugging up' capabilities. But everything seems to be falling into place, especially since I got my own school as the examination center. I'm not gonna reveal the name because, I'm expecting snipers to hunt me down as I make way towards my school. Thus, I've got one more big reason to be proud of my surname (that is the reason I got my school as the center). 😀😀


Still, I'm quite confident that many of y'all might call me a brat, idiot, unhardworking human being (is unhardworking a word? I don't know....  Hmph.  It is now.)

Anyway, I conclude by saying that all these muggle subjects aren't for me. I should be at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. If you ever catch me muttering under my breath and swishing a wand in the air, just make a note that I'm a witch and not a baboon brandishing a stick.

Whoever read this, lots of warm hugs, chocolates, pizzas and idli /dosha for you. You must either be a jobless douchebag or a complete sweetheart to be so patient and read all the random crap I wrote.

Anyway....  That's all for now.

Bye byeeeeeeeee! 

Hello fellas!

First of all, I'm sincerely sorry for keeping such a big gap between my blogs. Of course y'all know the reason. (I hope so).

God! I just don't understand that why I can't I beautify my blogs  with some emojis. It's just so unfair. Anyway, since most of my readers I assume, are my SSC mates (Hello, from the other side), y'all will definitely understand when I say it's 'Farewell ka Mausam'. So guys, you know what I mean. This is the Mausam when you'll find girls going on and on about the colour of saree they're gonna wear and the kind of haircut they're gonna get. I don't know how it is with guys, but I don't think it as dramatic as it is with the girls. Leave a comment if you agree or disagree with me.

But really, I think it would be very funny to hear guys talk like that like, "Yo man, whatchu wearing for the farewell? Do you think blue is a good colour for a tux?" No wonder guys take so less time in getting dressed than girls. Although I'm a complete feminist, I think girls should take lessons from y'all in this subject.

And some of them are completely crazy. There have been scores of girls coming up to me and telling me that we should start reducing weight or we'll never fit into our saree. First of all, go shoot yourself. Second of all it's not your wedding day. Third of all, a farewell party of your school is not the most important thing in the world right now. You really need to sort out your priorities, sister. Not that I'm the studious, miss goody - two- shoes type of person, but y'all need to save that energy for the final exams. So calm yourself, and STFU. Also, if girls at 15 start dieting and everything, you'll just puff up when you want be hawwwt and twoonty.

Girls, if you have anyone coming up to you and telling you to eat less and reduce, I would suggest that you eat them as well. And don't forget to give out a nasty burp after that. As for guys, I don't think you need any tips on that. I'm pretty sure y'all will handle the situation.

MORAL:- Live and let live.

That's all for now. Thanks for lending your precious time to me.

See ya!