Hola mis amigos,

It's been a long time, huh? Now, skipping all the generic BS about my haywire blogging schedule, I am just going to thank whoever has been reading my rant. I'm glad whoever likes to read them. And if you don't like them, well, thanks for being here anyway. 😁

Today has been an absolutely eventful day for me. For starters, I woke up without having my face covered in drool ( yo, that's an accomplishment, for me) and of course today, my SSC results were declared. And I can say, that I have made my parents happy and proud of me. However, I do not wish to disclose my grades. Those who know it, they know it.

Also, my heartiest congratulations to all my SSC mates, whoever bothered to check out my blog. I'm not down for being biased about the toppers and the average students. I'm pretty sure everybody had put up their best. So, good job guys. Kudos.👏

Also, all those fiddlepoops who are devastated even after scoring 90+( yes, these people do exist, in case anyone is wondering.) you are amazing, you are powerful, you are strong. Don't let these marks define you. The board exam is an important thing, but not the most important thing in your life.

Also, if anyone cares, this is probably gonna be my last blog. If anyone has bothered to read this till here, thank you for making me feel validated.

PS :- Promote what you love, don't bash what you hate.

All the best🤘 for the future and may all your dreams come true. Good luck for the those who are going to appear for SSC in future.

Caffeine diaries, signing off.
Breeze. 

Hey fellas!

First of all, to all my she-readers, Happy Women's Day. Let us celebrate our womanhood with lots of love, tantrums, rainbows, idiots and penguins (they are darn cute).

Now, I don't really know what this post is gonna be about. So let us all just go with the flow. So, with the commencement of my SSC exams, I haven't been able to sleep properly at all. If you think I'm taking pressure, then I might laugh my guts out. No, that is not the reason, but some day if you spot me anywhere, you would clearly be able to see that I look like a poor, sleep-deprived, little panda. Having said that, I am completely cool and also quite confident that I won't fall asleep right in the middle of my paper.

As most of y'all would be knowing, I and the other 3lac students have completed three subjects now and quite frankly, I've actually enjoyed myself. This could be a shocker for many, even myself especially I'm one of those people who don't really fancy the idea of being tested for our 'mugging up' capabilities. But everything seems to be falling into place, especially since I got my own school as the examination center. I'm not gonna reveal the name because, I'm expecting snipers to hunt me down as I make way towards my school. Thus, I've got one more big reason to be proud of my surname (that is the reason I got my school as the center). 😀😀


Still, I'm quite confident that many of y'all might call me a brat, idiot, unhardworking human being (is unhardworking a word? I don't know....  Hmph.  It is now.)

Anyway, I conclude by saying that all these muggle subjects aren't for me. I should be at Hogwarts school of Witchcraft and Wizardry. If you ever catch me muttering under my breath and swishing a wand in the air, just make a note that I'm a witch and not a baboon brandishing a stick.

Whoever read this, lots of warm hugs, chocolates, pizzas and idli /dosha for you. You must either be a jobless douchebag or a complete sweetheart to be so patient and read all the random crap I wrote.

Anyway....  That's all for now.

Bye byeeeeeeeee! 

Hello fellas!

First of all, I'm sincerely sorry for keeping such a big gap between my blogs. Of course y'all know the reason. (I hope so).

God! I just don't understand that why I can't I beautify my blogs  with some emojis. It's just so unfair. Anyway, since most of my readers I assume, are my SSC mates (Hello, from the other side), y'all will definitely understand when I say it's 'Farewell ka Mausam'. So guys, you know what I mean. This is the Mausam when you'll find girls going on and on about the colour of saree they're gonna wear and the kind of haircut they're gonna get. I don't know how it is with guys, but I don't think it as dramatic as it is with the girls. Leave a comment if you agree or disagree with me.

But really, I think it would be very funny to hear guys talk like that like, "Yo man, whatchu wearing for the farewell? Do you think blue is a good colour for a tux?" No wonder guys take so less time in getting dressed than girls. Although I'm a complete feminist, I think girls should take lessons from y'all in this subject.

And some of them are completely crazy. There have been scores of girls coming up to me and telling me that we should start reducing weight or we'll never fit into our saree. First of all, go shoot yourself. Second of all it's not your wedding day. Third of all, a farewell party of your school is not the most important thing in the world right now. You really need to sort out your priorities, sister. Not that I'm the studious, miss goody - two- shoes type of person, but y'all need to save that energy for the final exams. So calm yourself, and STFU. Also, if girls at 15 start dieting and everything, you'll just puff up when you want be hawwwt and twoonty.

Girls, if you have anyone coming up to you and telling you to eat less and reduce, I would suggest that you eat them as well. And don't forget to give out a nasty burp after that. As for guys, I don't think you need any tips on that. I'm pretty sure y'all will handle the situation.

MORAL:- Live and let live.

That's all for now. Thanks for lending your precious time to me.

See ya!

Hello again, dear readers.

So, now that I managed to make time for my blog, allow me to describe my current situation (also few of my fellow SSC mates).
Now is the time when we can put in our best efforts and score good marks and also make up to the failure (not literally,  at least in my case😋).  So, my school is having its first semester exams starting from 26th of this month. And I can honestly say that I am in all good time. Nothing to worry about.

But, as we all know that nothing is permanent, it is the same when it comes to peace. While I, and also if I may include my fellow SSC mates,  would be preparing for the semesters, it would seem as though the teachers in the school are not satisfied with our preparatory methods. So what would they do? Oh, that's easy. They would assign us with revision assessments.

Now, I feel that it is absolutely necessary for the teachers to assist us, help us out, take up revision tests, etc. However, I think that the meaning of revision has changed. Now,  revision does not mean practising sums, or reciting poems or writing tables. Apparently, copying sums from solution books, writing out large paragraphs from the science textbook and repeating that three times is the new form of revision. And the bonus?  You have to complete the darn thing and submit it within two days.

Will someone please tell me what shall I do with those assignments. What's the point of a revision where we are only copying and writing? Is this called revision? Well, personally, I think that it is complete waste of time. Instead of writing out assignments we should be practising the difficult sums in the textbook. Well, obviously there is nothing we can do about it. However I hope that things change for the future 'Ickle Tenthies'

Also, please excuse me for having such a long gap between my  blogs, and I don't think I have to explain the reason.

Anyway, that's all for now.

Adieu!

Greetings my dear readers,

Well now,  as we count our days, we have got 24 weeks for the SSC exams. So might I ask my fellow SSC mates,  this:
What are we doing to maintain the balance in our mental health?
Along with continuous hardwork,  I think that it's absolutely necessary to give ourselves a break. As for me, I think that the best way is listening to good music. I would definitely agree that "Music per day, keeps stress at bay." Listening to classical music on a daily basis has relieved me from my academic schedule. The melodious ragas make me feel so light as if I am just floating in midair.

Next to this,  I think that reading is another stress reliever. Books are man's best friends. They bring out the best in us. So shouldn't we make the best out of them? 

According to J. K Rowling, author of the Harry Potter series, " If you don't like to read, then maybe you haven't found the right book."  

 Reading has many benefits. For starters, it boosts up our imagination. Secondly, it takes us into a different world, where we forget our problems and enjoy the feeling of being in that world. This is quite necessary in today's world. I have found that reading produces positive vibes. 

So, that's all for now. 

Caffine diaries signing out. 

Thank you.... :) 

Hello,

This is my first blog. I am writing about the  experience of being in the Xth Std.

So, as I am pushing myself to this whole new level of testing my ability to mug up something from the dry pages of my textbooks and then just vomiting it out in the so called 'tests' and 'exams', I am now realising that the SSC exam is not really a joke. Well, I am absolutely sure that most of my fellow SSC mates would agree. We can hear all those aunties telling us, "Aur beta, abhi 10th mein ho na ........Padhai acche se chal rahi hai ki nahi." And of course Sharma uncle's son and Khanna aunty's niece is going to get better marks than me.

Once the timetable's out in public, the 'Kaun Banega Topper of the Year' is the new popular reality show. Sadly, our education system tests our capacity to mug up 3/4ths of our textbooks. Then comes the time when we have to fill the form for registration ration. And by then, students are busy studying, completing Science Journals, notebooks, workbooks etc.

Once we are done with the exams , we can relax for three whole months. And finally, the day of result arrives. Everyone, our parents to teachers to uncles and aunties and Jupiter wale mausa and Neptune wali mami, would be waiting in anticipation with bated breath. "Kyu beta kitne percentage mile?" If it's a good result then, the questionnaire will change its subject. If not, the 'Questionnaire Season 2'

Ah well, as for me, I am yet to experience this big drama. so I wish all the best to my fellow SSC mates and those who are to appear next year for the same.

 This is Caffinediaries signing out.

Thank you!